A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey

<Epub> ➞ A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey Author Tom M. Paolangeli – Johndore.co.uk
  • ebook
  • A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey
  • Tom M. Paolangeli
  • English
  • 20 July 2017

About the Author: Tom M. Paolangeli

Tom was born, raised and keeps coming back to Ithaca NY He wrote an award winning humor column for the Ithaca Times for about ten years Besides writing columns, screenplays and novels, he s played in rock and roll and blues bands, sold real estate, archived bird sounds, marketed industrial gas turbine fuel pumps, and like Kafka, toils away as a bureaucrat.In the summer of 2012 he published a short eBook called A Guy s Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey which become the 1 best seller ons Humor Parody list.Tom is happily married and they love living in the country with lots of trees and critters.


A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of GreyFrom The Introduction Okay, First Of All, If You Re Looking For The Book Fifty Shades Of Grey By EL James, This Ain T It Sorry About That, Dang Those Stupid Search Engines, Now Go And Try Again Second, What You Re Reading Here Is Just For Guys If You Re A Woman, Please Stop Reading Right Now And Go Back To The Real Book There S Nothing Here To Interest YouAre They Gone Good Okay Guys, Now Pay Attention This Is Important You May Be Here Because Your Girlfriend Or Wife Was Excited About The Previously Mentioned Book Perhaps She Even Wanted You To Read It She Probably Said It Would Spice Up Your Sex Life, And What Guy Wouldn T Be In Favor Of That Trust Me You Do Not Want To Read The Book It Was Written By A Woman, For Women Most Guys Will Find It Dull, Stupid, Tiresome And Waaaay Too Long The Ratio Of Tedious Inner Female Monologue To Sex Scenes Is About Fifty Shades Of Boring To OneHowever, Here S The Rub You Do Need To Know Something About It Why Because Your Odds Of Having Hot Sex With Your Sweetie Will Go Up Exponentially If You Do For Some Reason, A Lot Of Women Absolutely Love This Book It Gets Them All Hot And Bothered, In A Good Way You Ve Probably Heard That It S Been Called Mommy Porn, And You Re Like, Okay, Porn Is Good, What S Not To Like About That But Guess What There Are No Pictures Seriously, You Ll See Skin In A Sears Ad Than This BookBut Hold On Cowboy, You Re In Luck I Ve Done All The Hard Work For You I Ve Plodded Through The Mind Numbing Boring Stuff And Believe Me, There S Whole Lot Of It I Ll Give You The Plot Summary, Highlight The Sex Scenes, And Importantly, Teach You The Things Guys Need To Learn From This Book Just Look For My Tips Throughout You Can Thank Me Now Or Later Consider It My Gift To Mankind, Emphasis On The Man Ready Set Go

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10 thoughts on “A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey

  1. Charity says:

    This quick read is full of laughs I started reading 50 Shades of Grey, but barely made it through half of the book, as the writing was repetitive and terrible When I found Tom s book, I knew I had to read it, because I had finally found someone that agreed with me He easily captures exactly how I felt stumbling through 50 Shades, and he puts a humorous spin on our shared anger at ourselves for wasting the time on such banal writing I m not ashamed to admit that I like a well written piec This quick read is full of laughs I started reading 50 Shades of Grey, but barely made it through half of the book, as the writing was repetitive and terrible When I found Tom s book, I knew I had to read it, because I had finally found someone that agreed with me He easily captures exactly how I felt stumbling through 50 Shades, and he puts a humorous spin on our shared anger at ourselves for wasting the time on such banal writing I m not ashamed to admit that I like a well written piece of erotica as much as the next woman, but I honestly foundjoy in this send up than I did in the original book Thanks for the laughs, Tom

  2. Mary Mcmillin says:

    OMG Okay the title specifies that this is for guys so I couldn t help but wonder what the author wrote for guys about the book Okay so I read all three books I loved them Now when I jokingly asked my boyfriend to read them And no I would not make Adam read 50 Shades I wanted to see what this had to say With the book that has spawned so many commentaries and sparked so many sex lives it was not surprising to find out that guys might not be interested thus creating this book I liked t OMG Okay the title specifies that this is for guys so I couldn t help but wonder what the author wrote for guys about the book Okay so I read all three books I loved them Now when I jokingly asked my boyfriend to read them And no I would not make Adam read 50 Shades I wanted to see what this had to say With the book that has spawned so many commentaries and sparked so many sex lives it was not surprising to find out that guys might not be interested thus creating this book I liked this book The Chapters are summarized by the author to be a guide to help guys spice up the sex life and how he writes about the book is funny He mentions using your quivering lips often, make sure to accentuate them when you are with a woman, and carry around Kleenex s and marker you initials on them to represent Grey following Ana s drunken Stupor I giggled and I m sure people outside of the store wondered where the loud laughs were coming from D

  3. Angela says:

    Not for women Are you kidding me I read this and was laughing out loud hysterically I had tears from laughing so hard This is a fun read Loved it

  4. Hannah says:

    I cheated and read this even though I am female No regrets, this books is the best thing I have read on 50 shades ever.

  5. Angela says:

    I rather enjoyed this version of the book It would have saved me the full time invested in reading the trilogy I, too, found myself skipping over many paragraphs Out of all 3 books, I preferred the epilogue of the last book At least the woman finally started seeming less vapid What was up with the biting of the lip and speakingsentences.one.word.at.atime

  6. Lesley Cook says:

    It was a quick read over coffee whilst waiting for a girl friend I m sure people thought I was mad as I kept laughing out loud What it confirmed to me was men have no idea who Mr Grey isimportantly what we want from him Great to read a mans point of view well for a laugh

  7. Kate says:

    This book is hilarious After reading the original I ha to read some parodies This one is quick and funny.

  8. T& says:

    I could not stop laughing from intro to end Short read Precise in summary with cheeky humor Definitely hilarious and highly recommendable

  9. Fiona says:

    Hysterical In this short book essay the author gives a true and accurate account of Fifty Dhades of Grey A must read

  10. Britt says:

    The best part about writing your grad thesis on Fifty Shades of Grey Stumbling upon books like this